Some Recent Plays
Why do I hurt all over?
just now
47 Roofies.
What's my anti-drug?
just now
40 New Age music.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
23 hours ago
50 The Hamburglar.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
23 hours ago
51 The Care Bear Stare.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
23 hours ago
94 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
23 hours ago
36 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
23 hours ago
31 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
23 hours ago
69 Cockfights.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
34 hours ago
44 Space muffins.
What will always get you laid?
53 hours ago
79 An anal probe.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
z | 1
Women in yogurt commercials.
x | 2
Eating too much of a lamp.
c | 3
Bono.
 
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