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In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
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46 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
just now
71 Lady Gaga.
Why am I sticky?
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20 Attitude.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
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38 Praying the gay away.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
just now
88 Masturbation.
What's the new fad diet?
1 mins ago
34 Arnold Schwarzenegger.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
1 mins ago
57 Bees?
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
3 mins ago
41 Gandhi.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
3 mins ago
56 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
3 mins ago
24 The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
z | 1
Have some more kugel.
x | 2
Natural male enhancement.
c | 3
Pulling out.
 
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