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What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
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41 Gandhi.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
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56 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
1 mins ago
24 The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
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21 Eating too much of a lamp.
__________. That's how I want to die.
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35 Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
2 mins ago
52 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
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45 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
It's a trap!
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50 Pooping back and forth. Forever.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
2 mins ago
1 A cooler full of organs.
Fingering.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
3 mins ago
38 Sexting.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Free samples.
x | 2
A foul mouth.
c | 3
Crumpets with the Queen.
 
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