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Science will never explain the origin of __________.
just now
24 The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
just now
21 Eating too much of a lamp.
__________. That's how I want to die.
just now
35 Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
1 mins ago
52 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
1 mins ago
45 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
It's a trap!
1 mins ago
50 Pooping back and forth. Forever.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
1 mins ago
1 A cooler full of organs.
Fingering.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
2 mins ago
38 Sexting.
What ended my last relationship?
2 mins ago
58 Pretending to care.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
2 mins ago
44 Explosions.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
Jew-fros.
x | 2
I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
c | 3
A windmill full of corpses.
My inner demons.
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Heartwarming orphans.
 
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