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TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
3 mins ago
43 Gandhi.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
5 mins ago
42 Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
11 mins ago
41 Kamikaze pilots.
What do old people smell like?
13 mins ago
90 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
36 hours ago
71 Children on leashes.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
100 hours ago
36 Overpowering your father.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
102 hours ago
39 Mathletes.
Betcha can't have just one!
117 hours ago
75 Cockfights.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
117 hours ago
53 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
117 hours ago
85 Sexual tension.
What ended my last relationship?
z | 1
Peeing a little bit.
x | 2
Toni Morrison's vagina.
c | 3
Poor people.
 
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