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In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
2 mins ago
60 Tangled Slinkys.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
3 mins ago
53 Wifely duties.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
3 mins ago
94 Pictures of boobs.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
4 mins ago
48 Racially-biased SAT questions.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
4 mins ago
34 Clams.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
5 mins ago
57 Justin Bieber.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
5 mins ago
81 Incest.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
5 mins ago
29 Authentic Mexican cuisine.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
6 mins ago
54 Drinking alone.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
6 mins ago
77 A bleached asshole.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Italians.
x | 2
Literally eating shit.
c | 3
Switching to Geico.
 
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