Some Recent Plays
What's the crustiest?
17 hours ago
50 Lunchables™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
17 hours ago
36 Saxophone solos.
What helps Obama unwind?
104 hours ago
48 PCP.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
118 hours ago
54 Being rich.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
165 hours ago
126 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
165 hours ago
99 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
210 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
322 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
351 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
__________. It's a trap!
386 hours ago
66 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
z | 1
Bitches.
x | 2
Friction.
c | 3
Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
 
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