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What's a girl's best friend?
61 mins ago
29 Re-gifting.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
62 mins ago
33 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
66 mins ago
43 Gandhi.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
68 mins ago
42 Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
75 mins ago
41 Kamikaze pilots.
What do old people smell like?
76 mins ago
90 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
37 hours ago
71 Children on leashes.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
101 hours ago
36 Overpowering your father.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
103 hours ago
39 Mathletes.
Betcha can't have just one!
118 hours ago
75 Cockfights.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
z | 1
Natural selection.
x | 2
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
c | 3
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
 
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