Some Recent Plays
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
4 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
7 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
13 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
25 hours ago
87 Raping and pillaging.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
25 hours ago
75 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
25 hours ago
46 Scalping.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
25 hours ago
44 Roofies.
What are my parents hiding from me?
32 hours ago
81 Erectile dysfunction.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
32 hours ago
98 Necrophilia.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
32 hours ago
45 Republicans.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Balls.
x | 2
Dental dams.
c | 3
Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
John Wilkes Booth.
A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
Friends with benefits.
 
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