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Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
8 hours ago
67 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
8 hours ago
32 The Übermensch.
__________. It's a trap!
8 hours ago
54 Tiger Woods.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
8 hours ago
49 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
8 hours ago
23 Object permanence.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
9 hours ago
109 Surprise sex!
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
9 hours ago
1 Geese.
RoboCop.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
9 hours ago
90 Queefing.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
9 hours ago
1 Substitute teachers.
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
9 hours ago
20 The forbidden fruit.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
Adderall™.
x | 2
A foul mouth.
c | 3
Dick fingers.
The Little Engine That Could.
Balls.
Robert Downey, Jr.
 
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