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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
just now
30 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
What are my parents hiding from me?
just now
93 Dead parents.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
1 mins ago
64 Vigorous jazz hands.
Why can't I sleep at night?
1 mins ago
64 A lifetime of sadness.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
2 mins ago
60 Vikings.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
2 mins ago
138 Anal beads.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
2 mins ago
79 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
3 mins ago
54 Natural selection.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
3 mins ago
33 The invisible hand.
White people like __________.
3 mins ago
85 Flavored condoms.
What's my anti-drug?
z | 1
The boners of the elderly.
x | 2
RoboCop.
c | 3
Martha Stewart.
 
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