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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
13 hours ago
13 Wiping her butt.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
13 hours ago
32 Sexy pillow fights.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
13 hours ago
92 Flavored condoms.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
13 hours ago
1 Getting really high.
Same-sex ice dancing.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
13 hours ago
69 Sexting.
__________. High five, bro.
13 hours ago
64 Literally eating shit.
War! What is it good for?
13 hours ago
88 The boners of the elderly.
What will always get you laid?
13 hours ago
18 Party poopers.
What never fails to liven up the party?
13 hours ago
41 A big hoopla about nothing.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
13 hours ago
74 The Little Engine That Could.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
z | 1
Scientology.
x | 2
Making sex at her.
c | 3
Gandalf.
Cheating in the Special Olympics.
Skeletor.
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
 
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