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I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
3 hours ago
25 A murder most foul.
What's my anti-drug?
3 hours ago
51 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
3 hours ago
54 Arnold Schwarzenegger.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
3 hours ago
23 Quivering jowls.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
3 hours ago
95 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
3 hours ago
39 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
3 hours ago
82 Edible underpants.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
3 hours ago
2 Scientology.
Child abuse.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
4 hours ago
55 The heart of a child.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
4 hours ago
54 Dave Matthews Band.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
z | 1
Sean Penn.
x | 2
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
c | 3
Sharing needles.
 
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