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The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
42 hours ago
59 Bono.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
42 hours ago
94 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
__________? There's an app for that.
170 hours ago
60 Alcoholism.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
189 hours ago
1 The Fanta girls.
Lumberjack fantasies.
What's my anti-drug?
189 hours ago
37 This answer is postmodern.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
189 hours ago
62 Tickle Me Elmo™.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
189 hours ago
70 Enormous Scandinavian women.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
357 hours ago
31 America.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
456 hours ago
51 Team building exercises.
War! What is it good for?
772 hours ago
74 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
The Gulags.
x | 2
Pistol-whipping a hostage.
c | 3
That one gay Teletubby.
(I am doing Kegels right now.)
Civilian casualties.
Shorties and blunts.
 
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