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What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
12 hours ago
34 College.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
12 hours ago
30 A disappointing birthday party.
What gets better with age?
12 hours ago
122 Being a dick to children.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
12 hours ago
121 Dwarf tossing.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
34 hours ago
29 The folly of man.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
34 hours ago
69 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
139 hours ago
51 Racism.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
139 hours ago
2 Actually taking candy from a baby.
Dancing with a broom.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
139 hours ago
114 Viagra®.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
143 hours ago
57 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
z | 1
Autocannibalism.
x | 2
A lifetime of sadness.
c | 3
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