Some Recent Plays
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
4 hours ago
29 The folly of man.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
4 hours ago
69 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
109 hours ago
51 Racism.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
109 hours ago
2 Actually taking candy from a baby.
Dancing with a broom.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
109 hours ago
114 Viagra®.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
113 hours ago
57 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
113 hours ago
53 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
113 hours ago
37 Unfathomable stupidity.
I drink to forget __________.
113 hours ago
54 Substitute teachers.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
113 hours ago
74 Kids with ass cancer.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Nocturnal emissions.
x | 2
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
c | 3
Finger painting.
 
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