Some Recent Plays
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
6 hours ago
29 A disappointing birthday party.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
14 hours ago
29 The folly of man.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
14 hours ago
69 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
120 hours ago
51 Racism.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
120 hours ago
2 Actually taking candy from a baby.
Dancing with a broom.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
120 hours ago
114 Viagra®.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
123 hours ago
57 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
123 hours ago
53 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
124 hours ago
37 Unfathomable stupidity.
I drink to forget __________.
124 hours ago
54 Substitute teachers.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
x | 2
Poor people.
c | 3
Grandma.
Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Deflowering the princess.
Child beauty pageants.
 
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