Some Recent Plays
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
100 hours ago
51 Racism.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
100 hours ago
2 Actually taking candy from a baby.
Dancing with a broom.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
100 hours ago
114 Viagra®.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
103 hours ago
57 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
103 hours ago
53 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
104 hours ago
37 Unfathomable stupidity.
I drink to forget __________.
104 hours ago
54 Substitute teachers.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
104 hours ago
74 Kids with ass cancer.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
104 hours ago
15 The drama club.
What's that sound?
104 hours ago
17 Fancy Feast.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
z | 1
Consultants.
x | 2
Italians.
c | 3
My vagina.
 
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