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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
2 hours ago
51 An Oedipus complex.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
9 hours ago
59 White privilege.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
9 hours ago
19 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
10 hours ago
73 The terrorists.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
47 hours ago
34 College.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
47 hours ago
30 A disappointing birthday party.
What gets better with age?
47 hours ago
122 Being a dick to children.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
47 hours ago
121 Dwarf tossing.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
70 hours ago
29 The folly of man.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
70 hours ago
69 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
z | 1
Boogers.
x | 2
Natural male enhancement.
c | 3
Heteronormativity.
 
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