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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
1 mins ago
61 A windmill full of corpses.
__________. That's how I want to die.
2 mins ago
32 A low standard of living.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
4 mins ago
54 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
4 mins ago
69 Arnold Schwarzenegger.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
6 mins ago
40 Eating too much of a lamp.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
8 mins ago
40 Whitney Houston.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
9 mins ago
38 Waiting 'til marriage.
Why do I hurt all over?
11 mins ago
64 Literally eating shit.
What am I giving up for Lent?
11 mins ago
54 A lifetime of sadness.
White people like __________.
13 mins ago
49 Vehicular manslaughter.
z | 1
Classist undertones.
x | 2
A reach-around.
c | 3
Being rich.
 
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