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What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
5 hours ago
42 Getting in her pants, politely.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
5 hours ago
36 Crippling debt.
Betcha can't have just one!
5 hours ago
94 Bitches.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
5 hours ago
16 The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
10 hours ago
21 Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
10 hours ago
102 That one gay Teletubby.
What do old people smell like?
10 hours ago
53 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
It's a trap!
10 hours ago
62 Dying.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
10 hours ago
36 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
10 hours ago
52 Foreskin.
z | 1
Classist undertones.
x | 2
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
c | 3
Altar boys.
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