Some Recent Plays
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
12 hours ago
1 Substitute teachers.
Nicolas Cage.
__________: good to the last drop.
12 hours ago
103 Tentacle porn.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
12 hours ago
68 The Jews.
Betcha can't have just one!
12 hours ago
20 Faith healing.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
12 hours ago
83 BATMAN!!!
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
12 hours ago
90 A vajazzled vagina.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
14 hours ago
80 Deflowering the princess.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
14 hours ago
64 Michelle Obama's arms.
__________. That's how I want to die.
14 hours ago
93 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
What do old people smell like?
14 hours ago
76 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
A neglected Tamagotchi™.
x | 2
Genghis Khan.
c | 3
My machete.
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