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Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
12 hours ago
91 My vagina.
What's that sound?
12 hours ago
26 Faith healing.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
12 hours ago
1 The Thong Song.
The four arms of Vishnu.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
12 hours ago
36 Moral ambiguity.
Betcha can't have just one!
12 hours ago
91 My humps.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
12 hours ago
84 A cooler full of organs.
What never fails to liven up the party?
12 hours ago
72 Bitches.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
12 hours ago
48 A sausage festival.
What do old people smell like?
12 hours ago
63 Women in yogurt commercials.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
12 hours ago
50 Fiery poops.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
A neglected Tamagotchi™.
x | 2
Keg stands.
c | 3
Laying an egg.
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