Some Recent Plays
What's the crustiest?
3 hours ago
25 Public ridicule.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
3 hours ago
53 Customer service representatives.
What's the most emo?
3 hours ago
82 Tickle Me Elmo™.
I drink to forget __________.
3 hours ago
54 Front butt.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
7 hours ago
29 Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
7 hours ago
53 Former President George W. Bush.
What are my parents hiding from me?
7 hours ago
55 Vehicular manslaughter.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
7 hours ago
26 A woman scorned.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
7 hours ago
27 A hot mess.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
7 hours ago
45 Child beauty pageants.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
A neglected Tamagotchi™.
x | 2
Doing the right thing.
c | 3
Eating the last known bison.
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