Some Recent Plays
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
2 mins ago
77 Hormone injections.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
3 mins ago
1 A big black dick.
Pretending to care.
What's the most emo?
3 mins ago
35 Exchanging pleasantries.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
3 mins ago
34 Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
3 mins ago
34 A good sniff.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
3 mins ago
36 Teaching a robot to love.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
3 mins ago
1 Eugenics.
Passable transvestites.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
3 mins ago
1 My dick.
The Thong Song.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
4 mins ago
89 Foreskin.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
4 mins ago
13 The drama club.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
A neglected Tamagotchi™.
x | 2
A nuanced critique.
c | 3
Chutzpah.
 
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