Some Recent Plays
What am I giving up for Lent?
41 mins ago
30 Switching to Geico.
War! What is it good for?
41 mins ago
50 God.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
41 mins ago
1 Roofies.
Shorties and blunts.
What's the new fad diet?
41 mins ago
31 The Fanta girls.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
41 mins ago
21 Parting the Red Sea.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
13 hours ago
40 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
13 hours ago
121 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
13 hours ago
20 The chronic.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
13 hours ago
93 An anal probe.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
13 hours ago
48 Nocturnal emissions.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
z | 1
Vehicular manslaughter.
x | 2
An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
c | 3
Oversized lollipops.
 
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