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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
65 mins ago
110 Flying sex snakes.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
68 hours ago
39 Free samples.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
68 hours ago
25 The Red Menace.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
68 hours ago
101 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
68 hours ago
55 White privilege.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
574 hours ago
103 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
586 hours ago
64 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
586 hours ago
32 Flash flooding.
__________. High five, bro.
615 hours ago
94 Erectile dysfunction.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
634 hours ago
55 Justin Bieber.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
A windmill full of corpses.
x | 2
Justin Bieber.
c | 3
A sassy black woman.
 
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