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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
83 mins ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Preteens.
What's my secret power?
106 mins ago
42 Waterboarding.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
16 hours ago
69 Inappropriate yodeling.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
47 hours ago
72 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
59 hours ago
80 A sassy black woman.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
267 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
267 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
294 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
294 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
340 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
A windmill full of corpses.
x | 2
Explosions.
c | 3
A middle-aged man on roller skates.
 
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