Some Recent Plays
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
3 hours ago
23 The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
3 hours ago
42 The placenta.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
3 hours ago
64 Incest.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
3 hours ago
33 Apologizing.
Why do I hurt all over?
3 hours ago
26 The folly of man.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
3 hours ago
2 Zeus's sexual appetites.
Media coverage.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
3 hours ago
1 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
Morgan Freeman's voice.
It's a trap!
3 hours ago
60 Ethnic cleansing.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
3 hours ago
1 Multiple stab wounds.
Embryonic stem cells.
What gets better with age?
3 hours ago
53 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
z | 1
Puppies!
x | 2
Too much hair gel.
c | 3
Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
 
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