Some Recent Plays
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
31 mins ago
50 William Shatner.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
31 mins ago
90 Coat hanger abortions.
What's the most emo?
32 mins ago
45 Bingeing and purging.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
32 mins ago
45 The profoundly handicapped.
What's the new fad diet?
32 mins ago
59 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
33 mins ago
66 Getting in her pants, politely.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
2 hours ago
99 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
2 hours ago
70 A windmill full of corpses.
What's my secret power?
2 hours ago
45 Crippling debt.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
2 hours ago
79 Getting in her pants, politely.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
z | 1
Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
x | 2
A stray pube.
c | 3
Pictures of boobs.
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