Some Recent Plays
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
just now
69 Roofies.
What will always get you laid?
just now
101 My vagina.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
just now
41 An Oedipus complex.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
9 hours ago
48 Michelle Obama's arms.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
10 hours ago
31 Popped collars.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
10 hours ago
1 Nicolas Cage.
Edible underpants.
What am I giving up for Lent?
10 hours ago
41 Too much hair gel.
What's my anti-drug?
10 hours ago
25 Take-backsies.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
10 hours ago
77 Tasteful sideboob.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
10 hours ago
23 Natural selection.
z | 1
Passable transvestites.
x | 2
Jibber-jabber.
c | 3
Sexual humiliation.
 
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