Some Recent Plays
What do old people smell like?
just now
65 The miracle of childbirth.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
just now
1 Altar boys.
An Oedipus complex.
Why do I hurt all over?
just now
119 Doin' it in the butt.
What's my secret power?
12 hours ago
35 Genghis Khan.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
12 hours ago
64 Erectile dysfunction.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
12 hours ago
1 Hope.
The Amish.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
12 hours ago
40 Pooping in the soup.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
12 hours ago
38 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
__________. That's how I want to die.
12 hours ago
50 Roofies.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
12 hours ago
88 Revenge fucking.
z | 1
Charisma.
x | 2
Will Smith.
c | 3
Centaurs.
 
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