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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
2 hours ago
41 The miracle of childbirth.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
2 hours ago
31 Raping and pillaging.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
2 hours ago
27 Alcoholism.
I drink to forget __________.
80 hours ago
42 Bees?
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
80 hours ago
22 Friends who eat all your snacks.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
80 hours ago
88 Genital piercings.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
80 hours ago
14 World peace.
What's my anti-drug?
83 hours ago
45 Ronald Reagan.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
83 hours ago
28 The Big Bang.
What gets better with age?
83 hours ago
72 Half-assed foreplay.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
The invisible hand.
x | 2
Breaking out into song and dance.
c | 3
Being a dick to children.
 
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