Some Recent Plays
Why can't I sleep at night?
just now
60 Assless chaps.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
2 hours ago
1 Getting in her pants, politely.
Whipping it out.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
2 hours ago
66 Enormous Scandinavian women.
What gets better with age?
2 hours ago
34 Seduction.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
5 hours ago
63 Pterodactyl eggs.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
5 hours ago
1 Chutzpah.
Eating an albino.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
5 hours ago
74 Tickle Me Elmo™.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
5 hours ago
65 Paula Dean's diabetes
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
5 hours ago
51 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
__________. That's how I want to die.
5 hours ago
42 Man meat.
z | 1
Half-assed foreplay.
x | 2
A big black dick.
c | 3
Team-building exercises.
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