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During sex, I like to think about __________.
11 hours ago
92 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
44 hours ago
29 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
44 hours ago
61 The World of Warcraft.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
44 hours ago
59 Improvised explosive devices.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
44 hours ago
2 A bleached asshole.
72 virgins.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
44 hours ago
42 Sharing needles.
White people like __________.
44 hours ago
155 A big black dick.
What's the new fad diet?
44 hours ago
39 Seppuku.
What's my anti-drug?
44 hours ago
37 Nocturnal emissions.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
76 hours ago
41 Finger painting.
z | 1
A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
x | 2
A salty surprise.
c | 3
Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
 
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