Some Recent Plays
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
3 hours ago
79 Half-assed foreplay.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
3 hours ago
1 Overpowering your father.
A wisecracking terrorist.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
3 hours ago
1 A big black dick.
Mouth herpes.
What helps Obama unwind?
3 hours ago
86 A vajazzled vagina.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
3 hours ago
65 The Force.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
3 hours ago
84 Gandalf.
What's my anti-drug?
3 hours ago
48 A falcon with a cap on its head.
Betcha can't have just one!
3 hours ago
68 Panty raids.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
3 hours ago
51 Gladiatorial combat.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
3 hours ago
95 German dungeon porn.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
x | 2
A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
c | 3
Friends who eat all the snacks.
A nuanced critique.
Pistol-whipping a hostage.
Poor life choices.
 
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