Some Recent Plays
What ended my last relationship?
3 hours ago
72 The gays.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
5 hours ago
41 The Thong Song.
What's the most emo?
5 hours ago
67 Self-loathing.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
5 hours ago
91 The boners of the elderly.
What never fails to liven up the party?
9 hours ago
48 Pooping back and forth. Forever.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
9 hours ago
49 Goblins.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
9 hours ago
89 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
10 hours ago
82 Making the penises kiss.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
10 hours ago
69 Praying the gay away.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
10 hours ago
27 Eugenics.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
z | 1
My inner demons.
x | 2
(I am doing Kegels right now.)
c | 3
Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
 
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