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20 Chutzpah.
What gets better with age?
7 hours ago
53 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
15 hours ago
59 The gays.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
15 hours ago
1 Nip slips.
Figgy pudding.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
15 hours ago
81 Robbing a sperm bank.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
15 hours ago
49 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
15 hours ago
42 Hot Pockets®.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
15 hours ago
42 Friends who eat all the snacks.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
15 hours ago
1 Douchebags on their iPhones.
A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
What never fails to liven up the party?
15 hours ago
46 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
z | 1
x | 2
Pooping back and forth. Forever.
c | 3
Beating your wives.
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