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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
40 mins ago
46 A monkey smoking a cigar.
What helps Obama unwind?
40 mins ago
41 Robert Downey, Jr.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
41 mins ago
82 A micropenis.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
41 mins ago
73 Same-sex ice dancing.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
41 mins ago
61 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
41 mins ago
1 Lady Gaga.
Drinking alone.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
41 mins ago
1 A mating display.
The milk man.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
42 mins ago
95 Gloryholes.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
42 mins ago
38 Panty raids.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
42 mins ago
38 A reach-around.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
z | 1
x | 2
A really cool hat.
c | 3
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
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