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129 An anal probe.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
34 mins ago
63 Teenage pregnancy.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
51 mins ago
108 A vajazzled vagina.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
65 mins ago
48 Jew-fros.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
65 mins ago
94 A wheelchair death race.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
65 mins ago
93 Dead babies.
__________. It's a trap!
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40 My inner demons.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
65 mins ago
47 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
I drink to forget __________.
66 mins ago
33 The Underground Railroad.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
66 mins ago
104 Panda sex.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
z | 1
World peace.
x | 2
The gays.
c | 3
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
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