Some Recent Plays
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
8 hours ago
54 Cockfights.
__________? There's an app for that.
11 hours ago
30 Geese.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
11 hours ago
90 Panty raids.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
11 hours ago
71 72 virgins.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
11 hours ago
1 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Christopher Walken.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
11 hours ago
86 German dungeon porn.
__________. High five, bro.
32 hours ago
52 A mating display.
Why do I hurt all over?
32 hours ago
40 Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
__________. That's how I want to die.
32 hours ago
58 Too much hair gel.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
32 hours ago
49 Chainsaws for hands.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
z | 1
An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
x | 2
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
c | 3
Sarah Palin.
 
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